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2025-04-10 18:43:33 -06:00 | 1 commits to main since this release🔥 STONELOG 1.0.0 - "10 BILLION PERCENT OPERATIONAL"
🌟 SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGHS
🚨 Log Levels Worth of a Lab Explosion
Trace()
: Atomic-level debugging precisionMeltdown()
: Catastrophic failures with optional Chrome screamsHypothesis()
→Observation()
→Failure()
: Full experiment lifecycle tracking
⚡ Dual-Power Output Modes
- TEXT MODE: Anime-worthy color explosions (default)
- JSON MODE: Production-ready structured lab reports
🔥 Dynamic Science Controls
- Toggle character quotes mid-runtime
- Adjust log levels without restarting your civilization
💻 TERMINAL COMPATIBILITY WARRIORS
ENVIRONMENT STATUS NOTES Linux/MacOS ✅ "SO BADASS!" Colors at 10 billion nits Win Terminal ✅ "Not bad!" Requires Windows Terminal Legacy CMD ⚠️ "Primitive!" No colors (stone tablet mode) Containers ☄️ "Cosmic!" JSON mode recommended 🎯 WHY UPGRADE?
- 100% more Chrome screaming in your stack traces
- 0% boring logs—even in production
- Scientifically proven to make debugging 1,000x more dramatic
"This isn’t just logging—it’s reviving civilization from scratch in your terminal!"
— Dr. Senku Ishigami (Chief Scientist)⚠️ WINDOWS USERS:
"Even cavemen deserve color!" → Upgrade to Windows Terminal or face the stone age.📡 OFFICIAL DOCS: gitstormr.dev/stone-utils | 🐦 FOLLOW THE SCIENCE: @StoneUtils
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