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    Cloud Administrator released this 2025-04-12 18:40:40 -06:00 | 0 commits to main since this release

    πŸ”₯ STONEERROR 1.0.0 - "10 BILLION PERCENT FAILURE-PROOF"

    APPROVED BY KINGDOM OF SCIENCE

    🌟 SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGHS

    🚨 Error Handling Revolution

    • New(): Create errors with scientific precision (custom codes + metadata)
    • Wrap(): Track full causality chains with lab-grade annotations

    ⚑ Dual Output Science

    • TEXT MODE: Explosive color-coded error traces (default)
    • JSON MODE: Structured error autopsies for APIs

    πŸ”₯ Real-Time Experiment Controls

    • Add metadata mid-failure
    • Adjust error taxonomy without restarting

    πŸ’» LAB EQUIPMENT COMPATIBILITY

    ENVIRONMENT STATUS NOTES
    Linux/MacOS βœ… "10 BILLION%!" Full chromatic spectrum
    Win Terminal βœ… "Modern!" Requires Win11+
    Legacy CMD ⚠️ "Petrified!" Monochrome (like stone tablets)
    Containers β˜„οΈ "Zero-G!" JSON mode recommended

    🎯 WHY THIS RELEASE?

    • 100% more Chrome-approved screaming in stack traces
    • 0% primitive Go errors (we petrified them)
    • 1,000x faster debugging through scientific classification

    "With these errors, we'll rebuild civilization from kernel panics!"
    β€” Dr. Senku Ishigami

    ⚠️ WINDOWS CAVEMEN:
    "Upgrade or debug like it's 1,000,000 BC!" β†’ Windows Terminal

    πŸ“‘ DOCS: stone-utils.dev/error | 🐦 @StoneUtils

    FIRST 10 USERS GET:
    WithMetadata("chrome_scream", true) β†’ "SO BADAAAAASS!" in all traces

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