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2025-04-13 11:52:43 -06:00 | 0 commits to main since this releaseβοΈ STONECQRS 1.0.0 - "10 BILLION EVENTS/SEC THEORETICAL"
π SCIENTIFIC ARCHITECTURAL BREAKTHROUGHS
β‘ CQRS Core Reactor
- Command/Query Segregation at atomic-level purity
- Event-Sourcing with Senku-approved precision
- 10 billion% more decoupled than medieval monoliths
π§ͺ Saga Pattern Accelerator
- Out-of-the-box saga orchestration
- Failure recovery worthy of a lab explosion survival
- Transactional consistency at civilization-rebuilding scale
π Event-Driven Hyperdrive
- Theoretical 10B events/sec throughput (patent pending)
- Microservice-ready from Day 0.0000001
π» SYSTEM COMPATIBILITY MATRIX
ARCHITECTURE STATUS NOTES Microservices β "SO BADASS!" Built for distributed science Monoliths β οΈ "Stone Age!" Possible but not recommended Serverless βοΈ "Cosmic!" Event-driven perfect fit Legacy Systems π₯ "Danger!" Requires wrapping in stone π― WHY THIS REVOLUTIONIZES CODING?
- 100% less coupling than your grandma's architecture
- Sagas that survive even Kohaku's berserker mode
- Event sourcing so clean it could revive petrification victims
"This isn't just CQRSβit's rebuilding software civilization from event streams!"
β Dr. Senku Ishigami (Chief Architect)β οΈ MONOLITH USERS WARNING:
"Your architecture is 5400 years behind!" β Refactor now or face petrification.π‘ OFFICIAL DOCS: gitstormr.dev/stone-utils | π¦ JOIN THE REVOLUTION: @StoneUtils
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